| Player Profile | ||
| Robin Turner | |
| DoB | 5th June AD | |
| Weight | Variable | |
| Height | 6'0" | |
| Joined club | When Genesis was writting (not the group - the Book in the Bible) | |
| Position played | Midfield dyno-rod | |
| Nickname | Mr Chairman, Senile Git, Bald Bast*ard, Giggsy etc | |
| Favourite Team | Charlton Ladies | |
| Favourite Drink | Tea (from flask) | |
| Favourite Food | Tornados Rossini (or Sandwich Spread) | |
| Fantasy Female | Emanuelle (1, 2 and 3) | |
| Pet hate | Cold tea | |
| Club Comment | |
| Robin Turner |