Nick Sargent Profile

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	Nick Sargent
Star of 'The Journey Home', Sarge, or Frodo as he is affectionally known, has officially retired as the clubs Guardian of the Left Flank although he still makes the odd emergency appearance when called upon. His time is now devoted to pleasing Queen Sarah and increasing the regularity of his deposits - a task he finds easier now that his visits to the home of the Great Grey Bear have been somewhat reduced. Lager and popadoms remain his staple diet and he should be approached with caution as he has the power to send normal folk to sleep just by talking. Has extremely short legs and, as well as starring in Lord of the Rings IV, has acted as a stunt double for Ken Dodds Diddy Men and appeared as a Lilliput villager in Gullivers Travels. Organiser of extremely good golf weekends when he manages to book on time.