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| Nick Coxon |
A very rare specimen - a pretty boy centre half whose coiffure and looks are perfected by hours in the shower and in front of the mirror after games. It was originally believed that the extended showering on a Sunday was a cleansing requirement as a consequence of spending Saturdays in the proximity of Rusthall players, however it has since been confirmed that showering alone is insufficient and that extra special treatment is required to cure this problem. A look a like for Aussie cricketer Jason Gillespie, Nick likes to spend his spare time looking at himself and perfecting his headbutting technique | |