| Player Profile | ||
| Michael Brown | |
| DoB | 24.9.1981 | |
| Weight | 13st 5lb | |
| Height | 5'11" | |
| Joined club | 1997 | |
| Position played | Centre Midfield/Centre Half | |
| Nickname | Browny | |
| Favourite Team | West Ham | |
| Favourite Drink | Tea | |
| Favourite Food | Bangers and Mash | |
| Fantasy Female | Kimberley from Girls Aloud | |
| Pet hate | Fully Fit footballers | |
| Club Comment | |
| Michael Brown |
The clubs friendless mute who strikes a remarkable resemblance to snooker legend Ray Reardon. Lonely heart with a fettish for cellars. His best friend is his Dad with whom he is often seen in the vicinity of Black Horse particularly if there is food around. A versatile midfield / defender who fancys himself as a striker. More often than not will be found on the touchline nursing an injury. | |