| Player Profile | ||
| Martin Millins | |
| DoB | 18.4.79 | |
| Weight | 12st 5lbs | |
| Height | 5ft 10" | |
| Joined club | September 06 | |
| Position played | Forward/attacking midfielder (defence does not comply) | |
| Nickname | Millsy | |
| Favourite Team | The mighty Lilly Whites! | |
| Favourite Drink | Pinot Grigio to accompany a meal, any beer with the lads G and T when it gets late Horlicks before going to bed! | |
| Favourite Food | Chilli Con Carne and Gary's Carvery | |
| Fantasy Female | A mixture between Jennifer Ellison, Jessica love Hewitt, Kirsty Gallagher, Elle Macpherson and my missus! | |
| Pet hate | Jealousy | |
| Club Comment | |
| Martin Millins |
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Millsy is a recent addition to the club having joined the Sunday first team following the demise of Spread Eagle. In addition to his footballing talents, he has brought to the club a new dimension in drinking being very adept at the getting drunk quickly, causing spillage and initiating the new craze of pub wrestling. Is very quick to notice a celebrity and recently after a few beers out performed all of the so-called experts with the immediate spot of comedian Jimmy Starbucks. Bears a remarkable resemblance to Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond. Teammates consider that Hammond is actually aware of this and believe that his recent accident was a direct attempt to impersonate Millsy whose performances on the pitch and in the pub afterwards often resemble that of someone unconscious. | |