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Player Profile
Martin Millins Martin Millins
DoB18.4.79
Weight12st 5lbs
Height5ft 10"
Joined clubSeptember 06
Position playedForward/attacking midfielder (defence does not comply)
NicknameMillsy
Favourite TeamThe mighty Lilly Whites!
Favourite DrinkPinot Grigio to accompany a meal,
any beer with the lads
G and T when it gets late
Horlicks before going to bed!
Favourite FoodChilli Con Carne and Gary's Carvery
Fantasy FemaleA mixture between Jennifer Ellison, Jessica love Hewitt, Kirsty Gallagher, Elle Macpherson and my missus!
Pet hateJealousy
Club Comment
doppleganger Martin Millins
Millsy is a recent addition to the club having joined the Sunday first team following the demise of Spread Eagle.

In addition to his footballing talents, he has brought to the club a new dimension in drinking being very adept at the getting drunk quickly, causing spillage and initiating the new craze of pub wrestling.

Is very quick to notice a celebrity and recently after a few beers out performed all of the so-called experts with the immediate spot of comedian Jimmy Starbucks.

Bears a remarkable resemblance to Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond.

Teammates consider that Hammond is actually aware of this and believe that his recent accident was a direct attempt to impersonate Millsy whose performances on the pitch and in the pub afterwards often resemble that of someone unconscious.
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