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Player Profile
Liam Baker Liam Baker
DoB17.05.1975
Weight11st 2lb
Height5ft 10in
Joined clubSeveral times
Position playedGoalkeeper
NicknameFlapper
Favourite TeamManchester Utd
Favourite Drink1996 Laurent Perrier Brut Champagne
Favourite FoodFoie Gras
Fantasy FemaleJennifer Ellison
Pet hateDealing with crosses
Club Comment
doppleganger Liam Baker

Bakes, son of Drebbin, is the Sunday first team keeper. His long arms and natural propensity to swing from bars and do acrobatic flips making him an ideal candidate for this position. A renowned actor, his biggest claim to fame being as Cornelius in Planet of the Apes where the producers were astounded as to their savings on make up. Other notable credits include his role as Clyde alongside Clint Eastwood in Every Which Way But Loose and numerous TV commercials where his cheeky grin in the PG Tips advert turned him into a star overnight. Close friends affectionately know him as Fireman Sam due to him regularly dousing wardrobes in the night. This unfortunate pastime does, however, give rise to damp and mould patches on walls and has led to him constantly having to move and cite structural damage as the cause. Has without doubt the worst hairstyle in the club making Partridge's 'the morning after look' appear neat and tidy in comparison. He rightly cites that the style is a natural feature of his breed and is not helped by his fellow primates continually picking mites from it for breakfast.