Player Profile
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| Liam Baker |
| DoB | 17.05.1975 |
| Weight | 11st 2lb |
| Height | 5ft 10in |
| Joined club | Several times |
| Position played | Goalkeeper |
| Nickname | Flapper |
| Favourite Team | Manchester Utd |
| Favourite Drink | 1996 Laurent Perrier Brut Champagne |
| Favourite Food | Foie Gras |
| Fantasy Female | Jennifer Ellison |
| Pet hate | Dealing with crosses |
| Club Comment |
| Liam Baker |
Bakes, son of Drebbin, is the Sunday first team keeper. His long arms and natural propensity to swing from bars and do acrobatic flips making him an ideal candidate for this position.
A renowned actor, his biggest claim to fame being as Cornelius in Planet of the Apes where the producers were astounded as to their savings on make up. Other notable credits include his role as Clyde alongside Clint Eastwood in Every Which Way But Loose and numerous TV commercials where his cheeky grin in the PG Tips advert turned him into a star overnight.
Close friends affectionately know him as Fireman Sam due to him regularly dousing wardrobes in the night. This unfortunate pastime does, however, give rise to damp and mould patches on walls and has led to him constantly having to move and cite structural damage as the cause.
Has without doubt the worst hairstyle in the club making Partridge's 'the morning after look' appear neat and tidy in comparison. He rightly cites that the style is a natural feature of his breed and is not helped by his fellow primates continually picking mites from it for breakfast.
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