| Player Profile | ||
| Joe Upstone | |
| DoB | 26.01.1990 | |
| Weight | 10st 5lb | |
| Height | 5ft 10in | |
| Joined club | 2006 | |
| Position played | Striker | |
| Nickname | Uppy | |
| Favourite Team | Chelsea | |
| Favourite Drink | Absence | |
| Favourite Food | Curry | |
| Fantasy Female | Riannah | |
| Pet hate | Goalkeepers | |
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