| Player Profile | ||
| Ian Crouch | |
| DoB | 21.01.69 | |
| Weight | 12st 7lb of hunk of burning love | |
| Height | 5'10" | |
| Joined club | 1996 | |
| Position played | Centre Midfield, Playmaker, Goalie | |
| Nickname | Iggy | |
| Favourite Team | Female Baywatch Lifeguards | |
| Favourite Drink | Lager Top | |
| Favourite Food | Lager Top and Crisps | |
| Fantasy Female | Open mouthed broot, tall with a flat head to rest my pint | |
| Pet hate | The only pet I've got is a cat, I hate it when she vomits on the carpet | |
| Club Comment | |
| Ian Crouch |