| Player Profile | ||
| Gary Coldwell | |
| DoB | 9.10.62 | |
| Weight | 18st | |
| Height | 6'2" | |
| Joined club | 1991 | |
| Position played | Manager | |
| Nickname | Grey Bear | |
| Favourite Team | Spurs | |
| Favourite Drink | VAT | |
| Favourite Food | Anything Low Calorie | |
| Fantasy Female | Michelle Coldwell | |
| Pet hate | Players who answer back | |
| Club Comment | |
| Gary Coldwell |
The Big Grey Bear is joint manager of the Sunday first team and owner of the clubs watering hole. For a bear he is fairly active spending most of his time drinking, socialising, visiting clubs, playing golf and celebrity name dropping. When circumstances allow he fills the remainder of his time wandering around the bar with his notepad and has won the pubs 'ugliest waitress' competition since its inception. Renowned for his tolerance of referees and basic errors, he is a reliable understudy to Craxton as 'Vesuvius'. His ambition is to take part in Celebrity Fat Club but needs to reach celebrity status first. | |