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Player Profile
Gary Coldwell Gary Coldwell
DoB9.10.62
Weight18st
Height6'2"
Joined club1991
Position playedManager
NicknameGrey Bear
Favourite TeamSpurs
Favourite DrinkVAT
Favourite FoodAnything Low Calorie
Fantasy FemaleMichelle Coldwell
Pet hatePlayers who answer back
Club Comment
doppleganger Gary Coldwell

The Big Grey Bear is joint manager of the Sunday first team and owner of the clubs watering hole.

For a bear he is fairly active spending most of his time drinking, socialising, visiting clubs, playing golf and celebrity name dropping. When circumstances allow he fills the remainder of his time wandering around the bar with his notepad and has won the pubs 'ugliest waitress' competition since its inception.

Renowned for his tolerance of referees and basic errors, he is a reliable understudy to Craxton as 'Vesuvius'.

His ambition is to take part in Celebrity Fat Club but needs to reach celebrity status first.
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