| Player Profile | ||
| Dean Jacquin | |
| DoB | 1.8.71 | |
| Weight | Heavy boned, muscle ways more than fat, etc | |
| Height | 5ft 9in | |
| Joined club | 2003 | |
| Position played | Centre Midfield | |
| Nickname | Deano | |
| Favourite Team | Man Utd | |
| Favourite Drink | Vodka | |
| Favourite Food | Not really a food fan | |
| Fantasy Female | Catherine Zeta Jones | |
| Pet hate | Lazy Footballers | |
| Club Comment | |
| Dean Jacquin |
Former midfield player, Dean is currently in his first season as joint Saturday first team manager. Keen to set a good impression he has dealt very astutely in the transfer market with the recent signing of Dipsy undoubtedly the finest. Suspicion does, however, surround the deal in that Dean and Dipsy never appear in public together and rumours now abound within the club that they may in fact be one and the same. Dean of course strenuously denies this, saying that he had never heard of Dipsy until he turned up that afternoon. On a totally separate issue Dean lists as his favourite pastimes: appearing on childrens TV, dressing up in green clothing and talking garbage. | |