| Player Profile | ||
| Dave Hymers | |
| DoB | ||
| Weight | 13st | |
| Height | 6'4" | |
| Joined club | 2000 | |
| Position played | Midfield | |
| Nickname | Oh No Not Him | |
| Favourite Team | Arsenal | |
| Favourite Drink | Stella | |
| Favourite Food | Pasta | |
| Fantasy Female | Jennifer Lopez | |
| Pet hate | Rob mansfield | |
| Club Comment | |
| Dave Hymers |
Dave Hymers is the Saturday 1st team centre half, although he claims to have been a centre forward in a previous life he has never scored from open play relying purely on penalties for his goal tally. Dave was the inspiration behind one of the countries most loved cartoon characters Plug from the Bash street kids. The problem for Dave came when he lost his boyish looks and had to start to look for a new living. Dave recently took an IQ test but unfortunately failed. He now spends his spare time indulging in his new hobby of collecting miniatures. | |