| Player Profile | ||
| Austin Tasker | |
| DoB | 22.04.78 | |
| Weight | Feather Weight | |
| Height | Bigger than Whittaker | |
| Joined club | Later than Pres | |
| Position played | Anywhere they will put me | |
| Nickname | OZ | |
| Favourite Team | Pembury Till I Die | |
| Favourite Drink | Booze | |
| Favourite Food | Chips | |
| Fantasy Female | Any Bird that will have me (preferably fit!) | |
| Pet hate | John Parrot he is shit on Question of Sport (Riann will tell you) | |
| Club Comment | |
| Austin Tasker |