| Player Profile | ||
| Alun Evans | |
| DoB | 25.10.1974 | |
| Weight | 10st 4lbs | |
| Height | 5'11" | |
| Joined club | 1999 | |
| Position played | Striker / part-time keeper | |
| Nickname | Al, Moaner, Sex God | |
| Favourite Team | Tottenham | |
| Favourite Drink | Camomile Tea | |
| Favourite Food | Cucumber Sandwiches (no crusts) | |
| Fantasy Female | Jennifer Ellison | |
| Pet hate | Arsenal and Ginger People | |
| Club Comment | |
| Alun Evans |
A versatile player having played in a variety of positions for both first teams. Having a particularly successful time of late as a striker. His boy band looks, sense of dress and demeanour have often led to him being mistaken as Albert Steoptoe. Whilst Alun is flattered by the comparison his modesty will only allow him to suggest there still remains some way to go before he looks that good. In his spare time he likes to frighten both children and old folk and quotes Halloween as his favourite time of the year as people have to dress up to look like him. | |