Bert responds to Brownie Banter

Michael has been very quick to play down the Bacardi Breezer Technique (very successful I'd like to add...and cheap!), one has to wonder that if this approach had been adopted by him then his Friday and Saturday nights would be somewhat busier with social activity thus rendering his Dad surplus to requirements. However what concerns me is the fact that Brownie (approaching mid-twenties) has been present on enough occasions when this technique is being carried out to criticise me for it. Coco Lounge must have an average age of roughly 16 (17 if your fussy) so the question must be raised, What is Brownie doing in there in the first place???

As for my "Rat like 80's Mullet" I am purely experimenting with my hair while I still have a full head of it, as for others it won't be long before the Collina hair cut is being shown around the black horse:


Please Note The Recede(s)

Believe it or not, these are two different people...

But I must inform you that the Rat's tail is no more, there seems to be only so long that work colleagues can put up with such a creative style before hacking away at it with some scissors when your guard is down.

Although this new lavish approach may not be bearing as much fruit as the previous one I still have not resorted to quiet weekends in the Black Horse, any free time I have is to practice my Tap - Dancing for the Sunday afternoon Matinee performances of the Childrens Classic, oh and sometimes run the line!

Bert