Flask makes contact
Where is he?
Having made an appeal in the Chairmans New Year Address.
We now ask the questions.
Has he been kidnapped or does he want to be found?
We will attempt to find out
Watch this space
Diary of events
28 February
The first public appearance of the flask since its mysterious disappearance took place on Friday when it turned up unannounced at the victors table at the Loafer Quiz. As news of the sighting spread 'Over The Bar' was quickly on the scene and was able to snap our celebrity congratulating Garry Knight and his team. Garry was sworn to secrecy as to what was discussed but did reveal that the flask was enjoying its new found freedom, had several plans up it sleeve and had no immediate plan to return to the Paddock Wood greengrocer. It then downed a bottle of Bacardi before departing into the night with a vow to keep in touch.
20th March
Message from the Chairman.
I am sure that some of you have already heard about the ransom note which I have received this week, and so I would just like to assure all members of the club that these demands will be treated with the contempt that they deserve.
This might be a hoax but, we cannot take chances in matters as serious as this.
e-mail received.
LISTEN BALDY,
WE HAVE YOUR FLASK.
SEND MICHAEL BROWN TO US...OR THE FLASK GET'S THROWN INTO A BATH OF ACID, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.
RUSTHALL F.C.
My reply.
Listen you bunch of no-hopers.
I know that what you have is very dear to my heart but, we are an honourable club who stick together through thick and thin.
"One for all and all for one" is our motto, and the thought of sacrificing one of our valued club members is repugnent and unthinkable.
I am sure that the rest of the committee will have the same opinion when we discuss this matter.
Robin Turner
(Chairman Pembury F.C.)
P.S. Just in case the committe decision goes my way.......where do we send Michael ???